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Wednesday 31st December 2014
Have you ever wondered why politicians put out such slick pre-recorded festive messages? Ponder no more.
Scottish Labour has released a video of outtakes from Jim Murphy and Kezia Dugdale's new year message.
It features lots of giggling, forgetting lines, a "shut up!" from Kezia, and an admission that the script didn't wish their viewers a merry Christmas.
We're waiting patiently for Ed Miliband's now.
Thursday 25th December 2014
Even MPs are taking a bit of time off to relax and eat a bit of turkey today – but a lot of them are still tweeting away their festive news.
It’s chaotic in the Danczuk household this year, with some controversial gifts.
Over here we’ve got Alastair Campbell trying to impress Danny Alexander for the position of chief secretary to the scenic picture king. Campbell might have nicked his Christmas paper hat with this one.
It happens every year. @PeterMurrell banishes me from the kitchen for 'getting in the way'. Result! Feet up time before family arrives.— Nicola Sturgeon (@NicolaSturgeon) December 25, 2014
Labour MP for Hammersmith Andy Slaughter was in the spirit of giving as he helped serve Christmas dinners to the elderly in his constituency.
Won't see nicer colours anywhere (apart from claret and blue tomorrow) pic.twitter.com/bOw4oubCVB— Alastair Campbell (@campbellclaret) December 25, 2014
Jeremy Hunt is right on brand too. The only thing missing is the #longtermeconomicplan hashtag…
On Christmas Eve spare a thought for Santa Claus as his zero hours contract kicks in. Wishing all my Friends peace & happiness for 2015 X— Liz McInnes (@LizMcInnesMP) December 24, 2014
Maybe Robert Halfon’s jumper will cheer him up?
First Christmas Day on my own with only a very heavy cold for company— Conor Burns MP (@Conor_BurnsMP) December 25, 2014
Have a nice day. We're going to.— Glyn Davies (@GlynDaviesMP) December 25, 2014
And Nigel Farage left us all with a message of good will...
Happy Christmas to all. Have a great day of relaxing/celebrating. And spare a thought for those less fortunate, here and around the world.— Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) December 25, 2014
Friday 19th December 2014
Labour MP Jon Ashworth has served up a storm at the communities department, asking ministers how much they've spent on fast food since the election.
DCLG's response left him none the wiser, with minister Kris Hopkins responding that "The Department does not routinely provide take-away food for its staff, so this information is not centrally held in the form requested."
The local government minister had a barbed response for Ashworth, however:
"I would observe that during the time the hon. Member was a special adviser at HM Treasury from 2004 to 2007 under the tutelage of the Rt. hon. Member for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath (Gordon Brown), a total of £125,020 was spent on hospitality for Ministers (as cited in 17 December 2008, Official Report, Column 824W). Based onThe Economist’s purchasing power parity index, this would have been sufficient to purchase 65,856 Big Macs. I hope the hon. Member got fries with that."
Still no word on whether DCLG ministers ask for extra Pickles on their burgers...
Tuesday 16th December 2014
Ed Miliband's attempts to shake off his "Red Ed" moniker have been dealt a blow.... by John Prescott!
The Labour heavyweight helpfully used the nickname as he did the flagship 8.10 interview on Radio 4's Today programme this morning.
Prezza was attacking Government plans to introduce so-called English votes for English laws and commending his own leader's approach when he appeared to slip up.
He said: "Now how you have the accountability, whether it’s elected different regions, whether you actually have economic powers and resources within the elected people is a debate and discussion. And that’s why Red, Ed, is right to have a commission to look at these and not rush them through ready for the election which Hague is now doing."
Oops. The Red Ed nickname was adopted by the Tory-supporting press soon after Mr Miliband's Labour election victory in September 2010.
It largely disappeared later but was then temprorarily revived as a reaction to the Labour leader's 2013 party conference speech when he pledged to freeze energy bills.
Recently it has been dying a bit, despite the best efforts of Tory HQ. Did Prezza just bring it back to life?
Friday 5th December 2014
With the Liberal Democrats averaging eight percent in the polls, it’s only fair someone gives Nick Clegg a break for Christmas.
So the Deputy Prime Minister will surely be overwhelmed with delight to hear that he is judged to have "won Christmas" with this year’s amusing photo-booth style card.
The year's effort is a classy shift from the cutesy cards of previous years designed by the Clegg children. In 2010, for example, Nick was portrayed as a gingerbread man glued to his phone, donning a Lib Dem yellow tie.
Meanwhile, David Cameron’s card shows the PM and his wife surrounded by the Chelsea Pensioners. With such patriotism on clear display, anyone might think Ukip was breathing down his neck...
Over in Primrose Hill, Ed, Justine and their two young sons are putting the last-minute touches on Labour’s 2015 manifesto with vital attempts to bring in the youth vote.
As for who lost Christmas this year?
Season’s Greetings, Chandler Bing.